{"id":104567,"date":"2016-12-06T10:15:30","date_gmt":"2016-12-06T09:15:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.dogsie.cz\/10-vtipnych-ilustraci-kterym-se-zasmeje-kazdy-panicek\/"},"modified":"2020-11-21T18:48:51","modified_gmt":"2020-11-21T17:48:51","slug":"10-vtipnych-ilustraci-kterym-se-zasmeje-kazdy-panicek","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dogsie.cz\/sk\/10-vtipnych-ilustraci-kterym-se-zasmeje-kazdy-panicek\/","title":{"rendered":"10 vtipn\u00fdch ilustrac\u00ed, kter\u00fdm se zasm\u011bje ka\u017ed\u00fd p\u00e1n\u00ed\u010dek"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pes, bez ohledu na plemeno, se opr\u00e1vn\u011bn\u011b ozna\u010duje jako \u201cnejlep\u0161\u00ed p\u0159\u00edtel \u010dlov\u011bka\u201d. Jsou loaj\u00e1ln\u00ed a&nbsp;p\u0159\u00e1tel\u0161t\u00ed. Jsou tu pro V\u00e1s v\u017edy, kdy\u017e je pot\u0159ebujete, stejn\u011b tak kdy\u017e je nepot\u0159ebujete. Odh\u00e1n\u011bj\u00ed lupi\u010de a&nbsp;ka\u017edodenn\u011b proh\u00e1n\u011bj\u00ed majitele p\u0159i proch\u00e1zk\u00e1ch \u010di po\u0161\u0165\u00e1ky b\u011bhem rozn\u00e1\u0161ek. V\u017edy V\u00e1s budou bezmezn\u011b milovat a&nbsp;vzhl\u00ed\u017eet k&nbsp;V\u00e1m s&nbsp;l\u00e1skou a&nbsp;obdivem. Ka\u017ed\u00fd z&nbsp;n\u00e1s nejde nespo\u010det d\u016fvod\u016f, pro\u010d pr\u00e1v\u011b jeho pes je ten \u201cnejlep\u0161\u00ed p\u0159\u00edtel\u201d. Nicm\u00e9n\u011b na deseti ilustrac\u00edch n\u00ed\u017ee, kter\u00e9 dali dohromady kresl\u00ed\u0159i z&nbsp;lingvistov.com, naleznete situace, kter\u00fdm budete rozum\u011bt pouze vy a&nbsp;V\u00e1\u0161 nejlep\u0161\u00ed p\u0159\u00edtel. Dejte n\u00e1m v\u011bd\u011bt, kter\u00e9 V\u00e1\u0161 vztah p\u0159esn\u011b vystihuj\u00ed a&nbsp;kter\u00e9 naopak v\u016fbec.<\/p>\n<p><strong>V\u0161echno j\u00eddlo se mus\u00ed nejprve otestovat.<\/strong><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-386\" src=\"https:\/\/www.dogsie.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/dogs-002-57ba10190c37e-png__880.jpg\" alt=\"dogs-002-57ba10190c37e-png__880\" width=\"880\" height=\"601\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Pl\u00e1n na dne\u0161n\u00ed den<\/strong>:<br \/>\n&#8211; pustit psa dovnit\u0159<br \/>\n&#8211; pustit psa ven<br \/>\n&#8211; pustit psa dovnit\u0159<br \/>\n&#8211; pustit psa ven<br \/>\n&#8211; pustit psa dovnit\u0159<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-387\" src=\"https:\/\/www.dogsie.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/dogs-003-57ba101d45fd4-png__880.jpg\" alt=\"dogs-003-57ba101d45fd4-png__880\" width=\"880\" height=\"601\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Jedna rada do \u017eivota od Va\u0161eho mazl\u00ed\u010dka &#8211; nez\u00e1le\u017e\u00ed na tom, v&nbsp;jak \u0161patn\u00e9 \u017eivotn\u00ed situaci jste. Prost\u011b zahrabejte to hovno tr\u00e1vou a&nbsp;jd\u011bte vesele d\u00e1l.<\/strong><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-388\" src=\"https:\/\/www.dogsie.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/dogs-004-57ba101fc3c9f-png__880.jpg\" alt=\"dogs-004-57ba101fc3c9f-png__880\" width=\"880\" height=\"601\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>D\u00e1l si nalh\u00e1vejte, \u017ee V\u00e1\u0161 pejsek \u0161t\u011bk\u00e1 jen tak &#8222;do pr\u00e1zdna&#8220;.<\/strong><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-389\" src=\"https:\/\/www.dogsie.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/dogs-005-57ba1022561d7-png__880.jpg\" alt=\"dogs-005-57ba1022561d7-png__880\" width=\"880\" height=\"601\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8222;Kouk\u00e1m, \u017ee j\u00ed\u0161 pizzu. J\u00e1 m\u00e1m TAK\u00c9 r\u00e1d pizzu!&#8220;<\/strong><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-390\" src=\"https:\/\/www.dogsie.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/dogs-006-57ba10256b576-png__880.jpg\" alt=\"dogs-006-57ba10256b576-png__880\" width=\"880\" height=\"601\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Domov je tam, kde jsou ps\u00ed chlupy v\u0161ude, jen ne na psovi.<\/strong><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-391\" src=\"https:\/\/www.dogsie.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/dogs-007-57ba1027e2052-png__880.jpg\" alt=\"dogs-007-57ba1027e2052-png__880\" width=\"880\" height=\"601\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8222;To ud\u011blal pes!&#8220;<\/strong><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-392\" src=\"https:\/\/www.dogsie.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/dogs-008-57ba102a70f07-png__880.jpg\" alt=\"dogs-008-57ba102a70f07-png__880\" width=\"880\" height=\"601\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Existuje nepsan\u00e9 pravidlo, \u017ee pokud na V\u00e1s le\u017e\u00ed pes, nesm\u00edte se pohnout.<\/strong><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-393\" src=\"https:\/\/www.dogsie.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/dogs-009-57ba102d7bde1-png__880.jpg\" alt=\"dogs-009-57ba102d7bde1-png__880\" width=\"880\" height=\"601\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Pus\u0165 m\u011b dovnit\u0159! Pot\u0159ebuji j\u00edt pak znovu ven.<\/strong><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.dogsie.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/dogs-010-57ba103053c6e-png__880.jpg\" alt=\"dogs-010-57ba103053c6e-png__880\" width=\"880\" height=\"601\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Nechte m\u011b na pokoji. Dnes mluv\u00edm pouze se sv\u00fdm psem.<\/strong><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-395\" src=\"https:\/\/www.dogsie.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/dogs-011-57ba10327eb9f-png__880.jpg\" alt=\"dogs-011-57ba10327eb9f-png__880\" width=\"880\" height=\"601\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Souhlas\u00edte?<\/p>\n<p>Zdroj: http:\/\/www.boredpanda.com\/10-illustrations-every-dog-owner-will-understand\/<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jsou loaj\u00e1ln\u00ed a&nbsp;p\u0159\u00e1tel\u0161t\u00ed. Jsou tu pro V\u00e1s v\u017edy, kdy\u017e je pot\u0159ebujete, stejn\u011b tak kdy\u017e je nepot\u0159ebujete. Ka\u017ed\u00fd z&nbsp;n\u00e1s nejde nespo\u010det d\u016fvod\u016f, pro\u010d pr\u00e1v\u011b jeho pes je ten \u201cnejlep\u0161\u00ed p\u0159\u00edtel\u201d. Nicm\u00e9n\u011b na deseti ilustrac\u00edch n\u00ed\u017ee, kter\u00e9 dali dohromady kresl\u00ed\u0159i z&nbsp;lingvistov.com, naleznete situace, kter\u00fdm budete rozum\u011bt pouze vy a&nbsp;V\u00e1\u0161 nejlep\u0161\u00ed p\u0159\u00edtel. Dejte n\u00e1m v\u011bd\u011bt, kter\u00e9 V\u00e1\u0161 vztah p\u0159esn\u011b vystihuj\u00ed a&nbsp;kter\u00e9 naopak v\u016fbec.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1547,"featured_media":102555,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_uag_custom_page_level_css":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[139],"tags":[140,141,142,143,144],"class_list":["post-104567","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-zabava","tag-ilustrace","tag-nejlepsi-pritel-cloveka","tag-panicek","tag-pes","tag-zivot-se-psem"],"uagb_featured_image_src":{"full":["https:\/\/www.dogsie.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/dogs-008-57ba102a70f07-png__880.jpg",880,601,false],"thumbnail":["https:\/\/www.dogsie.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/dogs-008-57ba102a70f07-png__880.jpg",300,205,false],"medium":["https:\/\/www.dogsie.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/dogs-008-57ba102a70f07-png__880.jpg",600,410,false],"medium_large":["https:\/\/www.dogsie.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/dogs-008-57ba102a70f07-png__880.jpg",768,525,false],"large":["https:\/\/www.dogsie.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/dogs-008-57ba102a70f07-png__880.jpg",880,601,false],"1536x1536":["https:\/\/www.dogsie.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/dogs-008-57ba102a70f07-png__880.jpg",880,601,false],"2048x2048":["https:\/\/www.dogsie.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/dogs-008-57ba102a70f07-png__880.jpg",880,601,false],"blog-featured":["https:\/\/www.dogsie.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/dogs-008-57ba102a70f07-png__880.jpg",351,240,false],"blog-recommended":["https:\/\/www.dogsie.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/dogs-008-57ba102a70f07-png__880.jpg",205,140,false],"single-featured":["https:\/\/www.dogsie.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/dogs-008-57ba102a70f07-png__880.jpg",586,400,false],"review":["https:\/\/www.dogsie.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/dogs-008-57ba102a70f07-png__880.jpg",60,41,false],"product-card":["https:\/\/www.dogsie.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/dogs-008-57ba102a70f07-png__880-250x250.jpg",250,250,true],"woocommerce_thumbnail":["https:\/\/www.dogsie.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/dogs-008-57ba102a70f07-png__880-600x600.jpg",600,600,true],"woocommerce_single":["https:\/\/www.dogsie.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/dogs-008-57ba102a70f07-png__880.jpg",600,410,false],"woocommerce_gallery_thumbnail":["https:\/\/www.dogsie.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/dogs-008-57ba102a70f07-png__880-100x100.jpg",100,100,true],"140-140":["https:\/\/www.dogsie.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/dogs-008-57ba102a70f07-png__880.jpg",140,96,false]},"uagb_author_info":{"display_name":"Tereza Rou\u010dkov\u00e1","author_link":"https:\/\/www.dogsie.cz\/sk\/author\/tereza-rouckova\/"},"uagb_comment_info":0,"uagb_excerpt":"Jsou loaj\u00e1ln\u00ed a p\u0159\u00e1tel\u0161t\u00ed. Jsou tu pro V\u00e1s v\u017edy, kdy\u017e je pot\u0159ebujete, stejn\u011b tak kdy\u017e je nepot\u0159ebujete. Ka\u017ed\u00fd z n\u00e1s nejde nespo\u010det d\u016fvod\u016f, pro\u010d pr\u00e1v\u011b jeho pes je ten \u201cnejlep\u0161\u00ed p\u0159\u00edtel\u201d. Nicm\u00e9n\u011b na deseti ilustrac\u00edch n\u00ed\u017ee, kter\u00e9 dali dohromady kresl\u00ed\u0159i z lingvistov.com, naleznete situace, kter\u00fdm budete rozum\u011bt pouze vy a V\u00e1\u0161 nejlep\u0161\u00ed p\u0159\u00edtel. 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